Read this a while ago - with the proliferation of digital communication the average attention span now stands at eight seconds, thus, I have a limited time to grab your attention So ....... Me: Best captured through a quote from the movie Bull Durham , " Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan tag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days." You'll need to be comfortable with sarcasm and/or witty repartee.