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cocksure56 51/M
Bryan, Texas
Introduction
I like to have laughs, sex and pistachio ice cream. i am looking for a girl that is a mix between Linda Lovelace and June Cleaver (without the pearls).
[B]IF YOU'RE ONE OF THESE "WOMEN" SENDING CANNED MESSAGES AND GIVING YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS AND THEN DIRECTING ME TO ANOTHER "DATING SITE" FORGET IT. I'M AWARE OF THE SCAM AND WILL REPORT YOU FOR ABUSE. I'M NOT SOME JACK-OFF BRAIN WHO JUST RODE INTO TOWN ON A TURNIP TRUCK....OTHERWISE ALL MESSAGES ARE DESIRED AND WECOME!!!![/B]
My Ideal Person someone, preferably not a triple amputee---some lady that picks her nose in public only at a bar mitzvah....must not have bad breath or the heartbreak of psoriasis----an intelligent girl who gradusted from the 5th grade---a girl who only douches with pepto bismal---if she has canker sores, she must also have a hairy butt---a girl who likes to eat possum on religios holidays---in short, MY DREAM GIRL!!!!
My Ideal Person someone, preferably not a triple amputee---some lady that picks her nose in public only at a bar mitzvah....must not have bad breath or the heartbreak of psoriasis----an intelligent girl who gradusted from the 5th grade---a girl who only douches with pepto bismal---if she has canker sores, she must also have a hairy butt---a girl who likes to eat possum on religios holidays---in short, MY DREAM GIRL!!!!
What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
berl ives
Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've done it so many times that I've forgotten how to type with two hands.
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Sexual Orientation:
Straight
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Looking For: Prefer not to say |
Birthdate: | January 1, 1973 |
Relocate?: | No |
Marital Status: | Divorced |
Height: | 6 ft 1 in / 185-187 cm |
Body Type: | Average |
Smoking: | I'm a light/social smoker |
Drinking: | I'm a light/social drinker |
Drugs: | I don't use drugs |
Education: | PhD/MD/Post doctorate |
Occupation: | lion tamer |
Race: | Caucasian |
Religion: | Agnostic |
Have Children: | No |
Want Children: | No |
Male Endowment: | Average/Thick |
Circumcised: | No |
Speaks: | English, swahili, kurdish |
Hair Color: | Brown |
Hair Length: | Medium |
Eye Color: | Hazel |
Glasses or Contacts: | Contacts |