Thank you for taking the time to read my ad. Update - 07/31/08 - Just a note. I've been getting Flirts and the like, but if you have your profile hidden, I can't see who flirted with me. So I can't respond to you cause I will see that I have a flirt, but no idea WHO. 09/05/08 - OK.. ONE MORE TIME... If'n yer gonna flirt wit me... make sure I can see your profile so I know you are flirting with me. Oh and if you aren't on the same continent..... and if there are more red "X"'s than green check marks in our compatibility profile, why do you wink? About me... While I enjoy hiking, camping, drives in the mountains, movies, bowling, Astronomy (NOT astrology), swimming, walks, etc., I tend, at times, to be somewhat of a homebody. As such, I also enjoy spending time reading, watching a good movie, cooking, warm fires, and playing on my computer. I'm something of a Sci-Fi nut, though I'm pretty good at tempering those interests a bit. I have fairly simple tastes but I know where I'm going in my life. I am my 's Dad. She comes first in my life. If that's a problem, you may want to move on now. I'm not a model, but I'm not an ogre either (Yes, I do find the movie Shrek to be rather enjoyable... so if you and I click.. then "You going the right way for a smacked bottom"). I'm neither fat or thin. I believe I'm fairly average. Gray blue eyes, a full head of medium brown hair (yes, some gray... but that started when I was 23) and some freckles. Can I help it if I'm Irish and German? I have a decent sense of humor. Enjoy both off color, and cutesy jokes as well. I laugh easily, and enjoy putting people at ease, With respect to the idea of kink... I do enjoy it, but it's not a requirement for friendship and playtime. I desire to get to know someone first. Yeah, in case the length of this doesn't give it away, I'm one of those weird communicative guys. I'd like to find out what your interests are, your fantasies, and your desires. I'm quite interested in, not only this lifestyle, in which I have over 10 years (off and on) of real life experience, from mild to wild, but also in my friendships, my friendships with Benefits et. al. I have my definite likes and dislikes where activities are concerned, but I am open to listening to what your interests and desires are. I agree that limits are important.

My Ideal Person Perhaps I've put too much in here and that scares people off. Sorry if that's you. Basically, I'm a good guy just looking for a gal that enjoys having fun, both in and out of the bedroom.

That said... Helen Hunt... If she's available... I am too. If I can't find her... oh well. I'd ultimately love to find someone that I really connect with. Someone of similar values and interests. Opposites do attract, but after a while, I've found they can also repel. Not great for a LTR, which I would ultimately like. That said, friendship is tops on the list. I don't like One Night Stands or wham bam thank you ma'am's. Not really my style. It's happened and I guarantee, it's not something I like.

As far as people I'd like to chat with, I'm at home with females and couples and group activities IF the person/people I'm with are as well. It's not a requirement, but I do enjoy playing with couples on occasion.

Please note... I said Couples. I'm not bi, so not seeking to play WITH the hubby, but I don't mind playing with her while he is doing the same. I'd really like to find someone(s) that is/are fun loving, and who CAN play and enjoy life without stimulants.

NO... it doesn't bother me if you drink... but if you HAVE to have that to be comfortable, or to orgasm or to even talk (and yes, I've run into ALL of that, sadly enough) then we would not be a good match.

It doesn't bother me that you do drugs, but if you do, or have to have them to enjoy yourself, please don't talk about them with me and we won't be a good match. I have ZERO tolerance for drugs, unless they are prescribed.

Someone who takes care of themselves, but not necessarily a gym-rat. Hell, I'm not one at all, so you don't have to be either. I eat well and enjoy food (I cook), the occasional alcoholic drink and Coke or Dr. Pepper.

If you smoke, that's fine by me. I just ask that you not smell like a tobacco plant. Tats are ok as well as piercings... The only time I'll be pierced is if there's a nail and hammer involved and I missed. Just not me.

Please take care of yourself. I shower, use deodorant and try to look at least somewhat presentable. Please do the same. I prefer a somewhat height/weight proportionate woman, and yes, I'm a guy... looks DO matter. They certainly aren't the only thing, but there has to be a connection that way for me to be interested, just as I'm sure you have to think of me as something other than a pile of dung.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Sadomasochism, Light Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, just enjoy the play

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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