Okay, upon multiple requests I'll update my profile and actually say something serious. I'll try, anyway... : ) I value integrity over everything - I'm honest, sincere, loyal, and I require the same. Not necessarily exclusivity, but integrity. I work full-time and go to school full-time, so anyone interested would need to be fairly understanding. I have my own place in Chapel Hill so discretion and safety are assured. I'm single, disease-free, no s, no pets, but I do have a couple of plants - I call them Big Plant and Little Plant. Oh, and I love penguins. : )

My Ideal Person I'm looking for someone who can laugh - someone who gets joy out of life and wants to share it. Intelligence is very important, but cynicism is a bummer. I don't like the game where two people bond by insulting a third person, I think that's ugly. I'm looking for whatever comes along - not a big believer in soul mates but if something long-term develops I won't freak out. Please be willing to meet, have at least a face pic, and no lunatics...

And of course, if you're a fan of Marillion it's an automatic in. If you've never heard of them but like Pink Floyd and Genesis, you should check em out - I bet you can guess their website...

P.S. No Yankees fans.

P.P.S. I'm not all that hung up on body type. Somehow my profile says I'm only interested in bony little waifs and I can't find where to fix it. So don't be shy, this is the 21st century, we've all got a few extra pounds. It's called progress! : )

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Marillion

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Well my favorite fantasy is one that will surely never happen.
There's a woman who lives across the alley and our bedroom
windows face each other. Tonight she's on the phone,
laying on her back on her bed, her head looking upside down
out her window. Me, I'm in my bed too, but my lights are
off. She presses a button on her cordless and lets it fall
to the floor, but she's still looking out her window.
I was content to watch her talk on the phone, wondering who
was on the other end - was it a boyfriend? Girlfriend? Bill
collector? But now still looking out the window her hand
brushes down her body and she begins to touch herself through
her clothes. Every part of me sits bolt upright and I'm
gazing directly into her eyes - I catch glimpse of the streetlight
as I sit forward and realize the light is across my body.
Does she see me? She's looking right at me. She abruptly
sits up in bed and I'm sure she's seen me and is about
to draw her blinds, but instead she removes her clothes.
She sits on the bed, now completely naked as I am, her legs
spread and her eyes seemingly glued to mine. We both are
touching ourselves, rubbing and stroking, our eyes never
leaving each other. As her excitement begins to mount,
she suddenly stops. She pauses a moment, then stands and
puts on a bathrobe. She leaves the room - she's going
to take a shower. I consider going to my bathroom window
but her eyes have unnerved me, so I too put on a bathrobe and
try to put her out of my mind. My doorbell rings. I freeze.
No way in hell, I think. I go to the door, and it is in fact her.
"Howdy neighbor, " she says. "I saw you
watching me." My heart is pounding near to jump out
of my chest. I am so busted, I think. She says, "Why
don't you come on over?" <br><br>
This is the ultimate never-happen fantasy, of course.
There is no woman across the alley - there isn't even
an alley...

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Spanking, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
I'm not really into fantasizing about people I don't
know. I will admit Sarah Jessica Parker is beautiful...
Not so much in Sex and the City, but her character in LA Story
makes my heart skip a beat. Often an imperfection in the
midst of beauty enhances overall attractiveness - in her
case it's her big ole nose.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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